i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
Himalayan marmots come for their regular feed by a caring lady
so im like FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT
shit is that paparazzi
act cool martin
This is twelve times funnier if you read it in reverse order
Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.